Starts: July 25th vs. New York Mets, July 30th vs. Pittsburgh Pirates
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You surely know the drill by now -- when the San Diego Padres are at home, start Jhoulys Chacin.

The 29-year-old National League West veteran remains as unglamarous as he is reliable, with a 1.94 home ERA across 65 innings at Petco this season and eight quality starts in his last nine appearances regardless of venue.

The Mets, who have been on quite a power binge over the last month, could threaten to burst his bubble, though it's worth noting how New York's recent surge has been fortified by some rather audacious numbers against lefties.

Even if Chacin takes some lumps in that first start, the Pirates should roll over, if their recent production against righties is any indication.

Add Clevinger if you're shooting for the moon. If the a more down-to-earth streamer is all you need, roll with Chacin.