As the title hunt intensifies in fantasy baseball leagues, names stop mattering. One-time fantasy stalwarts have begun rotting on the waiver wire, while formerly anonymous players are deciding the fates of league championships.

To stream successfully, we have to embrace this trend. Players are, when push comes to shove, just number generators. So while many of the most intriguing options for starter streaming carry deeply unappetizing name value, we have to do our best to ignore whatever connotations their name might carry and recognize their path to value.

It's Week 25: welcome to streamers anonymous.